All the other code4bill interns out here are laughing at me, for suggesting this, but soon they will be sorry.
I have a theory that all animals are really a lot smarter than human beings. I feel that they’re just playing dumb so we do all the work and they get to eat and live in peace. However, there will soon come a day when monkeys will try to take over the world. This is why my BCI research is so important.
I shall be like the Jor-El of Earth. I shall discover their hidden thoughts and shall warn everyone. Just like all the code4bill people here, you won’t believe me! But wait! The day of reconing is coming, and that shall be the day when you will beg me to find a way to defeat those monkeys. And that will be my day of redemption – when my BCI research will help me identify a fatal flaw in their neurosystem which shall give us the upper edge in the final battle!
