If anyone’s known me sufficiently long enough, they’d know that I’m afraid of only one thing in life – and afraid of it to such an extent that it scares the shit out of me! And the dreaded thing is a relationship! Hell ya! I get freaked!
People like me are wierdoes – we love being on our own and to do stuff that we feel like doing whenever we want. Marriage has always been so distant, so far, so out of the way for so long. And now, my mom is busy fixing up a lot of my friends with a lot of my cousions. This is a dangerous spell for moms to have. If they don’t have enough fodder to keep them busy, they sometimes generate fodder – out of YOU!
Boy, am I freaked out! I wish she would just end it. First it was a neighbour of mine, now it’s one of my best friends and soon it could be anyone! If you’re a family friend of mine or especially someone my mom is fond of, better stay away – she’s in full-swing marriage-arranging mode. Moms in marriage-mode are not to be messed with. There is no known defense against them. The only way to save yourself is to stay out of their way. Don’t blame me later. I’ve warned you!
