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September 17, 2011

The rise of context-free language

Filed under: philosophy, Science — Tags: , , , , , — archisgore @ 6:48 am

Here’s an intriguing thought. I have a super-intelligent friend (one of those whose guides is Turing Award winner) who works on NLP. We have our occasional long-term phone calls where some or the other topic comes up for discussion. This time it was worth blogging about.

Quick overview – languages have rules, structures, etc. Sometimes, the rules become too complex, or at times, they are so specialized, they turn into a look-up table (i.e., not a lot of generaization.) Whenever you can’t generalize, you add entropy. Putting aside, for a moment, the poetic beauty of a language and the art of eloqution, many rules are redundant.

Consider language as simply a tool, a means to an end rather than the end in itself, designed to express a thought. If so, the less ambiguity something has, the easier it is, and the better it solves its purpose. When one first begins to learn computer languages, or even when they think of “parsing” English, every single person that I know goes through the thought process above. Why not just have a language that isn’t as nuanced? Why not design a simpler language? Esperanto certainly came out of a need, but building out a complete new language may not have been the solution. It appears that the need is already being met by modification to English itself.

I am beginning to believe that the very efficiency computational linquists want in a simple-to-parse language, is also the kind of simplicity the human brain wants. There is a certain idea you want to express. The nuances of whether I will do something, as opposed to whether something will be done by me, while undoubtedly helpful, may not be as necessary as we think. Facebook/Twitter are helping reinforce that idea. If you look at most non-proofread contemporary speech, it almost feels like a context-free language. It appears that what NLP wants, NLP may end up getting, simply because what makes NLP so hard is what also makes language itself so hard for most people.

Texting is the classic blatant example. Most texts are simply a gathering of words put together. There is a certain amount of context and syntax present to avoid ambiguity, but overall, the tools used to elimiate ambiguity are the ones that can do it in as blatant a way as possible, with as little simplicity subtlety as possible. Similarly, few FB/Twitter posts seem to be carefully crafted treatises, but generally just words that present an idea. The less context necessary for the idea to be parsed, the better it is communicated. Five years ago, a lot of “old school” people, including me, would complain of the utter lack of punctuation in sentences. Instead of adapting punctuation correctly, I found that people learnt to phrase their text in such a way that addition of commas and full-stops became unnecessary. A modern FB post is as decipherable without punctuation, as it is with. That’s some creative adaptation, right there.

Another reason for this is search engines. Very rarely do you search for something like, “Give me movie times for today evening in Redmond.”

The same idea is expessed as simply as, “Movies redmond today”

Over time, it is not difficult to imagine this is how I might begin communication with a friend. Even the verb is implied and not explicitly stated! The parsing rules for this language are just ridiculously simple – tokenize the sentence, and you know what it’s saying.

Then again, I’m not blaming the internet or machines for this phenomenon. I think it is simply been the first time that a large population the entire earth is literate (even 30 years ago, when I was born, I knew plenty of people who couldn’t read or write.) Written language was, no matter how many people may dislike this, an elite previledge – and to some extend, an end in itself. When you are a club of handful people, you can end up in an ego-pissing match. What we might call spoken ‘peasant’ language was always utterly simple and efficient (though I find a lot of ideas I cannot express to them due to the lack of a vocabulary that can convey subtle differences.)

I’m not advocating anything here, but we have to admit that any complex and large system always tends towards reducing entropy over time. It does not mean literary art will have no appreciation, but it is an interesting thought. This would be an interesting hypothesis to test out, if only for the academic validity of the idea. Is modern human language finding a path towards reduction in the energy and ambiguity required to express an idea? Is it a dual-feedback loop where NLP systems are getting better with feedback, but also driving certain generalizations back into the human world?

August 22, 2011

Why doesn’t anyone speak of Law-enforcement in India?

Filed under: philosophy, Politics, Preaching — archisgore @ 2:13 am

I wrote once before about Raj Thakery and had a lively debate with a friend. My objection was simple – he broke a law, and he was not held accountable for it. For all my admiration for Batman, I certainly respect the fact that he is always portrayed as an anti-hero by the writers. A moral conflict that is never really quite resolved.

This month it is the Jan Lokpal Bill in vogue. I understand that the laws we have are not sufficient. I understand that there is a need for anti-corruption law reform. But what we really, truly, desperately and urgently need, is the ability to enforce the law. I took some time to go over the Jan Lokpal Bill discussion on the site, and most of it sounds like one of my algorithm-proving design documents (first we send an integer as a parameter, then we check the integer for non-negativity, thereby ensuring it is always >= 0.) My computer, fortunately, is 100% reliable in performing that integer non-negativity check, which is why the algorithm works. That isn’t how India works though. We have rules. We have the law. It isn’t being followed.

I wrote before about Middle-class morality, and how we like to believe we’re better than everyone else. There is a  reason why Gandhi was such a hard-ass on most people. Before criticizing someone else, he was willing to criticize himself. After he was done with identifying all his own faults, we would narrow down on exactly what it is he wants out of others. The fight with the British was distinctly different from what is happening today, and it didn’t quite begin as an Independence struggle. If I remember correctly, “Quit India”, was a  late-comer to the party once he realized every other recourse had been attempted and proven unsuccessful.

The original conflict, the same as in South Africa was, “If we are under the British rule, we are British citizens. Consequently, we must be subject to British rule. We must enjoy all the rights, previledges and responsibilities of British rule. We want British rule. We _demand_ British rule to the last letter of the law.” This isn’t all that different from the American argument either. It started with demanding a colonial representation in the British Parliament, we they were to pay British taxes. When the Brits refused, did they make demands for independence from the British rule.

What is happening in India is similar, but not the same. Unlike the British, there are constitutional laws designed to protect us from corrupt officials. There is law designed to achieve a lot. What is lacking, is the implementation of the law. Now logically speaking, if the law were implemented, we would never find ourselves in this predicament to begin with. The Parliament represents the Will of the people. Some would claim that isn’t true. I had an argument with my mom about this yesterday, and I must disagree. The Prime Minister is right. The Parliament has no obligation to table a bill they don’t want to. If that is not the will of the people of a constituency, the MP would be afraid of not being reelected. It is a self-regulating system. The interpretation against Anna Hazare, that they are holding the country hostage is not all that far-fetched. Democracy is a hard pill to swallow when it doesn’t go our way.

Enforcement:

The first thing I did to uncover more, was to read the FAQ on the website www.indiaagainstcorruption.org. One of the more disturbing statements on that site was, “The government’s agreeing to Anna’s demands was a democratic (not coerced) victory because the tiny fraction of the people of India who participated in the action represented the hearty desires of the masses against corruption.” I find that statement a bit presumptuous. I could say Osama Bin Laden’s tiny fraction who participated in the action against the US represented the hearty desires of the masses. In fact that’s exactly what Osama himself claimed. If we are to be a democracy, and a representative democracy at that, we can never presume anything. If an inconvenient law, rule, measure is taken against us, we must live by it because that is what we are signing up for. First, we must look at the election process – a lot of measures which benefited the masses have made it for 60 years. If the masses want it, it happens.

So either of two things is happening. Either election process is screwed up – in which case, if the very laws that are supposed to protect our democracy are not enforced, what makes you think any array of new laws would be enforced? Or, as the government is saying, the lack of introduction of the bill is, in fact, the will of the people.

There’s a reason I say this. Are the masses truly against corruption? Do you know that there have been plenty of law-enforcing people I’ve seen in my life, that the masses have kicked out of office? Arun Bhatia is my classic example. We speak of lack of infrastructure in our city of Pune (where I was born.) We speak with cynicism of all that could be done if the city planning laws were followed. Arun Bhatia became the commissioner of Pune for exactly 48 hours. As soon as he took office, and began enforcing the law, the masses – yes we’re speaking of the masses – the common masses – the regular middle classes, lower-income classes, upper classes, etc. – EVERYONE kicked him out of office in 48 hours. What does that say about the will of the masses? In fact, if I had heard that not a lot of people were against corruption, I’d readily believe it. To think that people from my city of birth are against corruption is a joke! Did they hold agitations to enforce the city planning laws? Did they hold agitations to enforce laws against a certain faction that went into people’s homes and beat them up? I know hundreds of “middle classes” that lie and cheat on their income taxes. What right do you think they have of holding someone else accountable? Why should a politician be treated by a different law? Why must he not get the right to lie and cheat? Why the double standard?

What I’m leading into, is this – if we do pass a bill, will it be enforced? What happens when hundreds of these middle classes are caught in land-deals or property purchases whose value is not honestly declared? What happens when hundreds of these people’s undeclared income is brought under investigation? Will we ignore it? Will we demand that it is inconvenient to us, and it must not be enforced?

This is a very real and dangerous possibility, that may bind our country in chains for another century with a big grand farce. Do the masses with the candles on the streets realize the consequences for themselves? This is not about the Members of Parliament or the Chief Ministers or the Prime Minister. This one’s going to hit home, and hit us all where it hurts. Illegal land deals. Illegal constructions. Illegal electricity bill manipulations. Illegal cooking gas cylinders. Undeclared incomes of doctors, lawyers, businessmen, farmers. I’m not sure all those supporters have thought this through. The fight is politically and diplomatically framed against politicians, and we’re all up in arms “against” an entity that we have clearly bounded and defined. I know plenty of people who have moved vehicles across state boundaries without paying the proper taxes. It is because of a corrupt cop who is happy to take $2 that they avoid paying heavy fines. Would they really want that corruption gone? When it starts to hit us, we’re going to demand leaner laws. We’re going to have talk shows and debates about confiscating whether a poor farmer’s undeclared income is ‘fair’. We’re going to cave in. And like the host of other laws that exist, we will have another one that won’t be taken seriously.

Visibility:

Visibility is a big part of the Jan Lokpal bill being promoted. Allegedly, it will allow corruption to be brought to light, which implies that we don’t yet know that India has corruption. Do you really buy that? Seriously? So you’re sayimg, there is corruption in India, not because it is not prevented, but rather because people don’t _know_ that it happens? Are you kidding me?!

To prevent the Jan Lokpal from abusing its powers, there will be populist measures like video recordings of meetings. We’re back to the point above. Do you think I don’t act against police abuses because I don’t know they happen? Do I not prosecute people in power because there is lack of evidence? So that given a video recording of a misdeed, I’m better equipped to fight irregularities there? I’m afraid of the kind of world we live in, if this belief is widespread.

I can’t prosecute those who abuse powers, because I don’t have the means to. Whether I have a video tape or not, I don’t have the time, resources or guarantee of remaining alive long enough, to fight a case in the courts. Visibility was never the problem. I remember in my own University, I had evidence of breaking of rules and regulations by the director. I have a hatred for that entire institution not because I didn’t have video recordings, but because I could find nobody who would act on the evidence that did exist!

Such populist measures frighten me because if I ever do have a grievance, I will have that video recording thrown in my face, and told to shut up because it shows no irregularity.

Enforce, Enforce, Enforce:

I love the support this issue is getting. I know people are pissed. I know people are frustrated. We’ve had enough. We taken this for over six decades. More bills and laws and authorities are not the way to go. We need to enforce what we have. Enforce laws. Enforce rules. I’m totally in support of adding new laws. But do so consciously knowing what we are all giving up. The sacrifice isn’t the fasts we’ll do, or the protests we’ll hold in the safety of American cities (for us NRIs), or the candles we’ll light. The sacrifice we’ll give up is our own little bribes we’re so used to.

We must ENFORCE! if this is ever to work. Sadly, I’m not convinced that’s going to happen, but am holding out hope that I be proven wrong. I’ll get back to you in one year and we shall see where we stand.

June 21, 2011

Fact

Filed under: philosophy, Science — Tags: , , — archisgore @ 1:14 pm

This one comes from long introspection. Over the course of my career, I’ve been involved in sufficient debates and arguments where a misinterpretation of semantics has lead to difficulty in communication. I try to be very precise in choice of language and generally demand that others do the same. Any student of mathematics ought to appreciate the value of accurate semantics, and interpretation of data. However, not everyone is a mathematician, and predicate logic isn’t for everyone.

Last weekend I had the opportunity to meet someone whose opinion I value highly, and someone I hold in high regard in terms of intellect. Those discussions helped me formulate this with precision.

Regular readers will know that I frequently do change my opinions and definitions, or the premises upon which I build arguments. Therefore, if this conflicts with any previous posts, I would be glad to have that pointed out to me, as a reminder that I am in fact, learning.

I’ve been in plenty of debates where I try to get my opponent to state their premises. In many cases, they find me rude for interrupting them, because when I find a premise inaccurate, flawed, or misstated, I feel the need to get that clarified (and I forsee the need to write a post on how a good premise build up could make arguments efficient.) In many cases, premises are assumed to be facts (or at least, in a good argument they should be.)

So what is fact? I’ve heard plenty of opinions. I’ve heard people say, “What is fact for you, may not be fact for others.”

I think it’s worth dedicating a paragraph to clarify that fact is not Truth. Truth is best left for philosophers, and perhaps even theologists. While it is common that mathematical truth is based on fact, we shall not open that can of worms here.

Going back to what fact is. I must heavily insist that I disagree with the comment, “What is fact for you, may not be fact for others.”

For one, if that were true, there would never be progress in the debate, and there would be no point in holding a debate. As I understand it, a debate operates on information that is an order higher than fact. It operates on two things: Interpretation of fact, and Opinion. I won’t go into analyzing opinion here.

After various attempt at defining fact, I arrived at a definition that fits the need quite snugly – Fact is observation (as in a scientific experimental observation.) There is a reason fact may not be truth – and that’s because the observation process may contain a flaw.

First lets look at whether it satisfies the rigorous requirements of building a premise.

1. An observation is, to put it in terms of signal processing, an ‘impulse response’. An observation is the effect a process has on a quantity you can measure. An observation is, whether correct or incorrect, indisputable by parties in an argument. Let me explain. If we were debating why a certain number of jobs are reduced, we may disagree on the reason of decline, however, our observation cannot change.

2. If the observation does change based on who is making the observation, it is all the better. Now we reach the very depths of predicate logic. The reason some arguments seem to go around in “circles” is not because two parties have incompatible observations, but because different parties have incompatible processes to make those observations. The power of defining fact as an observation comes into forcing both parties to agree on the process used to make the observation. You may argue that such deep definitions are irrelevant for a debate. I disagree. I argue that almost all debates are very simple and can follow simple First-Order-Predicate-Logic if we agreed on our observations. The real debate is in the details – can we agree on observation? Here we reach an opinion (and my job ends.)

So why this clarification? I strongly believe, and have observed, that many of the truths we cling to depend on our personal convenience (misquoting Obi-Wan a bit.) We try to appear to debate on a higher-order plane because it is a convenient arena where interpretations and opinions can be inserted without premises.

You can’t really disagree with observation. You can disagree with the process used to make the observation. A classic example is clinical trials. Common arguments about drug-approval testing go, “While the FDA thinks the drug is unfit for use, they don’t know the whole story.”

The fact of the matter is, the FDA isn’t interested in the whole story. They know the story they care about. Their process is well-documented and available for peer review. It is open to criticism and suggestions for improvement. Whether or not that process is followed for a certain clinical trial is also a matter of opinion (and to a large extent quantifiable.) However, having raised no objections to the process of the trial, nor any concerns regarding its execution, there really isn’t a different observation you can arrive at, and therefore, the fact cannot change for you.

A final question I want to address is, “Is observation good enough?” Observation is the “effect” a process is having on a measurable quantity. That is what I meant by ‘impulse response’ in DSP terms. Observation is all we really have. Almost all of science depends on observation. Do not misinterpret observation as ‘seeing’ (as in, ‘to see’.) Observation is quite literally measurement of an effect. When we observe gravity, we observe the effect gravity has on an object (change of force, shape, etc.) Even if you strive for truth, you will end up at a dead-end – observation.

June 2, 2011

Astrologers…

Filed under: Entertainment, philosophy, Science — Tags: — archisgore @ 2:10 am

Did I spell that right? I’m supposed to write a document that’s going to take 2 hours, and I’ve pushed it too far. Good time to get all my thoughts out to the world one at a time. Today, let’s rip on Astrologers a bit.

To give you an idea of the motivation, I picked up a hillarious book at the airport during my last India visit called “Am I a Hindu.” That’s going to lead to a few posts, but you’ll have to wait until the next time I run out of things to do, and face the inevitable document-writing task. Today, I began reading this book to take my mind off some blocking issues. I had read a part of it during my flight, and I recalled an emotional rollercoaster between humor, apathy and perhaps anger (or annoyance). I’m giving you this context because this post is regarding one argument that book made (I’m willing to discuss other arguments.)

Lets get this out of the way - lack of disproof, is not a proof. I’d love to talk to anyone who believes that isn’t true (that was sarcastic; if you think lack of disproof is proof itself, I probably don’t ever want to speak to you in my life). The Indian Government proclaims it’s a science, and I claim I’m king of the world. Neither of the clauses is relevant for this discussion. A common argument we hear from pro-Astrology people is, “Why is it so difficult to believe stars could affect the physical processes within you?”

It’s not difficult to believe at all. I never claimed a remote planet doesn’t have gravitational influence on me. I’m claiming you’re full of crap. When I rip on Astrologers and Prophesizers, I’m making fun of them. I’m claiming they’re full of bullshit. It’s about them! That’s as direct as I can say it (offense intended). I have no problem believing that we might be able to model those interactions, and what the result of that influence would be. I’m not saying it can’t be done. I’m saying you’re not the ones doing it.

“If people can predict weather, why can’t people predict fortunes?”

We could extend this argument infinitely – If people can predict weather, and people can predict fortunes, why can’t people predict when we’ll get a man on Mars? If people can predict weather, the stock market, the next Tsunami, and some Earthquakes, sure, it may be possible to predict fortunes too. Doesn’t change the fact that you’re not the one to do it.

I think the modern Astrology debate has gotten too impersonal. Perhaps we’re trying to be too politically correct, or the Astrologers are just better at reframing the problem than we are at noticing that it got reframed right under our noses. I believe in open-heart surgery, however, if you’re any one of the people reading this blog, I can safely say I’m not letting you come anywhere near my heart. If you tried to convince me, I’d find it midly humorous and highly annoying. It’s the same with Astrologers – science doesn’t deny modelling. Modelling is a fundamental tenet of Science. What we’re saying is, you’re no good at it, and that you have no idea what you’re talking about.

It’s true that all models are merely approximations. That’s why in addition to predicting weather, weather-predictors are also constantly ‘learning’ from the outliers. They’re on the search for new variables, and better sampling methods. I’ve not seen major publications that have indiciated the discovery of any new variables or processes, or models that provide a better fit than what historic Astrology demonstrates. Even if that’s accomplished, a theory that does not demonstrate a prediction record significantly higher than a random process, is not considered a theory at all. Are astrologers willing to submit themselves to a controlled experiment where they can demonstrate their predictors are any better than a random predictor?

Hence the title of this post – ‘Astrologers’. Don’t make this about the “Science of Astrology”. I don’t claim it won’t work. This is about you – I claim you don’t work.

November 28, 2010

Whatever happened to “The Renaissance Man”?

Filed under: Personal, philosophy, Preaching — archisgore @ 9:43 pm

Most who know me, know my obession with the Renaissance period – when people like Leonardo Da Vinci defined the ideal man. A man who strived to improve himself, to better himself. (Ladies, forgive me for not using the more politically-correct “person” here, because I speak in the context of the age.) These men were certainly different. They were different from their peers. They strived to excel in multiple human endeavours, ideally simultaneously. Math, literature, painting, sculpting, music, poetry, to name just a very few. It therefore goes that to strive to improve oneself, if followed through better than others, certainly elevates you to a position of distinction. I’ll shortly get to the judgementalism of this statement.

My obsession with Star Trek represented the same ideal. It showed characters who worked to “improve themselves”. Characters who strived to explore the unknown, to excel in diplomacy, warfare (should the need arise), but the biggest objective of all – to gain understanding. Whether it be planets, or civilizations, or warp technology. Understanding is more than just knowledge – it reflects acceptance and peace.

Some of you will argue, I’m sure, that my definition of what “elevates” a person isn’t necessarily the one they must live by. While I will give a rational and tangible answer below, you know my standard response in case you do not care to present a rational argument: “This is my blog. If you disagree, go write your own blog and see who’d read it.”

Let me explain what I mean by “elevation”, when I say that the Renaissance Man was ever-attempting to elevate himself from his peers. From childhood, my dad always reminded me that the normal curve has two narrow points, and it can be very simple to not realize that you are on the wrong tapering end. A person must remain ever-vigilant to this possibility.

We all have intrinsic objective functions we use to evaluate and judge things – situations, people, objects, value, worth, etc. I’m not defining the objective function in any way, I must remind you. Regular readers know that I never insist upon defining the rules of the game myself, but do insist that when someone does define the rules of a game, that they not break those rules themselves.

Based on these objective functions, it is not difficult to measure the quality of a person. Sure you’d say, “But what’s important to you, may not be important to me.”, and boy am I sick and tired of repeating myself but must refer you to the paragraph above. I’m not speaking of what’s important to me, I am indeed speaking of what you claim to be important to yourself and whether you are being truthful, if not to me, at least to yourself. So yes, given what you claim is important to you, it is not difficult ot measure the quality of any process, person, object, whatever. I’m not saying an objective function has to be necessarily simple, but I do insist that it exists (if it didn’t exist, then you are not acting with a purpose, and by definition are not intent on improvement.)

If I find enough squealing pigs repeating the same hashed out point about what I define as improvement is not what they define, I’ll add an edit to this post later. For now, what I am saying is that if you were on a number line, and if you stepped to your left, and the number decreased, then it must increase if you step to the right. This change is called learning (almost all AI, statistical, modelling, game-theoretic, and optimization problems work off this definition.) So a change with a direction as determined to be that which brings you closer to your objective function is what we know as improvement or learning.

Getting back to what this has to do with the Renaissance Man. So the Renaissance Man, was above all, a functional man. Someone who contributed to his objective and struggled to improve upon it. If Leonardo were a great painter, then any painter who might make paintings of equal quality as that of Leonardo, but who could possibly make more of the paintings would be known as a “better” painter. And for the third time, if you were about to say, “who are you to say making more paintings makes for a better painter?”, I must send you back a few paragraphs. See we’re already talking about Leonardo. That means he’s a big deal of some sort. If he’s not, you shouldn’t be arguing against me, so go home. Having accepted that he’s a big deal, we might agree that he’s a big deal because he made some pretty damn popular (be careful now, I didn’t comment on the quality) paintings (I’m not saying only paintings, but paintings being one of the things that made him a big deal – yes I must be excruciatingly precise because some people get on my nerves with idiotic responses.) Now intrinsictly we are stating that paintings that were made of his quality are desirable. If they’re not, he’s no longer a big deal, so go home and leave me alone. If you can agree that paintings are desirable, then logically, we are left with no other conclusion than that anyone who made more paintings of equal quality would be an improvement.

In short, “If Leonardo is a big deal”, then, “Anyone who made paintings of his quality, but more than he made, would be better than him.” If you refuse statement two, you reject statement one.

So that, not by my definition, but your own definition, is what “improvement” means. With improvement comes difference. Change. Deviation. Departure. A man who makes paintings of equal quality of those of Leonardo, but can make more of them must be different in some way (basic math). A few (but not exhaustive) possibilities are, he may be a faster painter, have some kind of tools not known to Leonardo, have magical abilities, more dedication to painting, less interest in any activities other than painting, to name a few. We may not agree on what that difference is, but we must agree that there is a difference.

So far I would expect most people to follow and agree with me. We can agree that somewhere the above logic is intrinsic in our brains and perhaps instincts. Whether it is a modern feature of a man is debatable, and irrelevant. Being more functional is to be better. Being better is to be different.

Now we come to the kicker. How many people do you know who do things just to be different? When did this tendency arise? Is it a sign of too much prosperity and having nothing better to do? I’ll bet you’ve had the following version of a conversation with someone in the last… say… week?

Bob: Hey, I need a phone with features a, b, and c.

Alice: Yup. Those are pretty much the needs of every person I know. Phone X is what you want.

Bob: Yeah… no…. everyone has phone X, so what’s the use?

And there we have it. The decline of a set of philosophies that were in vogue a hundred years ago. Bob doesn’t say, “I wish I had a phone that did 2a, 4b and 6c.” Instead Bob’s objective function is to be different. Yet somehow, it is a tendency for which Bob feels, if not is in actuality, rewarded socially. Once more, if he weren’t rewarded, he wouldn’t do it, and the tendency should die out. Instead I see it growing day by day. Whether its televisions or phones or gaming consoles. I know classic Linux fanatics who have a custom-tweaked Kernel, for what purpose, I don’t know. (Nope, not that I don’t understand their reason, but I’m never told the reason – under the cowardly blanket of telling me I wouldn’t understand.)

At what point did we forget functionality? When did we stop looking at what we need out of an object, process, method or entity, that the entity in question fulfills? At what point did we stop caring for a good piece of music, but more for the adamantium alloy that forms the strings of the guitar on which it was played badly? At what point did we stop caring about whether a phone could do what we need out of it, and instead decided to survive with a few lacking features just so we would be different? At what point did we lose sight of the fact that to be different does not necessarily constitute an improvement by even a long shot?

What surprises me most is that at least ten years ago, people would take the trouble to fake improvement. At least they’d display the sour-grapes syndrome. If they wanted a “different” phone that didn’t have feature ‘c’, they’d take the trouble of claiming they didn’t want or need the feature anyway. Today they’re so blunt as to tell me they can’t perform so-and-so task because they don’t have feature ‘c’, and if they had it, what’s the difference left between them and others? Yes, seriously, I’m not kidding. I’ve been in situations with people where they actually boast about being sub-optimal, because, if they did what everyone else did, how’d they be “cool”? Da Vinci was different because he had an extra feature “d” that nobody had, not because he lacked something everyone in the world had.

It’s like saying, “Whats the big deal? Everyone eats food. I need to be different. I don’t have the faintest idea what makes gourmet food, but I’ll bet not many people eat out of a trash can. Wow, I’m so hip – I eat out of a trash can, that’s so different from what anyone in the world does!”

Where did the Renaissance Man go? What happened to being different by being better, by striving, by struggling, by achieving? Not by someone else’s objective function, but at least by your own? What happened to the guy who bought the phone with all the features they need, and then adding some more of their own, making them different from all others?

This trend is all the more common in a supposedly highly-educated class of engineers today. Most often I find myself dragged into unnecessary discussions about my choices of furniture, or televisions or phones, or anything I do. A lot of times some of the most highly educated people would advise me to act in a sub-human manner. Now I don’t claim I wouldn’t want something functionally superior. If there were Sofa A, but then there were Sofa B which was a superset of functionality of Sofa A, I’d certainly take advice to choose B. Such an argument is painfully difficult to find these days. People tell me, “Sure, Sofa B doesn’t have all the comfort of Sofa A, but it comes with this other thing that others don’t have.” We see this with bad drivers on the roads too. These guys would suck if they were to go on a race course. A man attempting to improve fast driving would go on a race track and improve upon their speeds there, instead of one-upping gentle old ladies who just want to get to the grocery store. Leonardo didn’t compete with kids throwing finger paint on the walls.

The conjunction for indicating improvement is “and”, not “or”. Improvement does not mean degradation of something more fundamental and basic. Improvement, elitism and pretentiousness have their place in this world. They come after basic necessities have been satisfied, not in their stead. The I-have-something-you-don’t-have thing does work, and does command respect or envy, but only when you truly have everything else I don’t have. Otherwise, it only goes to show why techies are ridiculed and laughed at.

I grew up in a village in India where most homes had a refrigerator long before my family had one. From the front, you could see a lot of fancy decorated openings into those houses too. If you ever showed up you’d probably not know why that place was a village, until you found out that none of the houses had toilets. People did their “business” so-to-speak on a large open ground. Sure, they apparently had all the comforts of someone living in the city, but did they? If I’d have started with this story, I’m sure many elitists would have laughed at the “obvious” deficiency of the villagers’ reasoning, and yet, are we any better with our fancy degrees from big universities?

May 12, 2010

…therefore God exists

Filed under: philosophy, Preaching — Tags: , , , , , — archisgore @ 6:33 am

As a child I heard this story. Once a prominent mathematician was asked by the King to come to court and prove the existence of God. The mathematician solved some complex problem on the board, and wrote below it, “…therefore, God exists.” I don’t know who the scientist was, but do comment if you know more about this story. I found the story hillarious as a kid, and laughed at how stupid the king was.

As an adult, every day I deal with people using such arguments to make their point or worse, enforce their opinions on us. This is a commentary, and as always will follow with some tips on defending yourself against such people (I personally prefer going on the offensive, because it’s just so awesome to see them try and squirm their way out.) Those who are cursed with a logical mind are unfortunately subject to the constant torture of consciously recognising it all the time. Let’s start with a quick real-life story to illustrate the point.

A couple of years ago, I made a comment about some opinion of a famous personality that I felt was misplaced. As you would have guessed, in less than an hour, my mailbox had the first holier-than-thou super-authoritative mail sitting in it, telling me how great the personality was, and how puny I was in comparison. The mail said nothing of the opinion I commented upon, nor my own comment itself. It said nothing about the issue at hand. The crux of the mail exactly amounted to, “*gibbersh* therefore, you’re wrong.”

Have you ever been at the receiving end of such an argument? Do you feel helpless and frustrated? If it’s any consolation, you’re not alone, and many of us still haven’t figured out a good defense yet. I’ve worked in a “corporate” and “business” environment long enough to know that at least in the top tech companies, this kind of talk isn’t entertained. However, it is too common to be coincidence how much people use this kind of argumentative logic and how often they use it. It feels as if there is some academy where such kind of training is imparted on a mass scale.

The basic premises that lead to such situations are:
1. Existence of a subject in need of attention
2. Lack of sufficient knowledge about the object of the conversation
3. An inherent need for self-gratification by appearing involved in the conversation

As the two premises are fundamentally contradictory, how can they be reconciled? You guessed it! *gibberish* (sub-classed by *tech-gibberish*, *economic-gibberish*, *philosophical-sounding-gibberish*, etc.)

Since actually making a well-thought-out argument is beyond question, and the subject has nothing substantial to say anyway, subject chooses path of lease resistence using the logic ‘afterall, so many people can’t be wrong’ (a blog on this is pending). Stick to the “large corporation”, “famous personality”, or “popular choice’, and you’re relatively safe from being interrogated in depth allowing them to preserve the appearence of caring about bigger picture by rehashing some statements they’d have heard here and there.

Your very first defense against such attacks is identifying the attack. You must be self-aware when a discussion or a debate is moving away from issues relevant to the object. In the case of my story above, the author sent me a 3-page biography of the personality and a lot of info about some program that I did not care about. Knowing that a person is changing the issues of discussion is a vital part of defense. Last evening in another such debate, I faced a new one - a commentator simply pulled out one noun from my sentence and responded with, “Since you said…” and created a sentence of his own using my noun with completely different semantics. It was a new learning for me.

Why should you care? Because they may end up being decision makers that affect your life. Managers, politicians, relatives, etc. When such people become decision makers, it is altogether too difficult to argue or escape from them as their objective is self-gratification only. The best defense is a good offense. They are relatively easy to corner. When cornered, they will go on a last-ditch attack effort by stating more “stuff” which could be things from your past or just general stuff they consider to be your flaws. You see, in their world, everyone is a weasel, and all they need to do is find that one time you screwed up so you will back off. See this as a sign of weakness and exploit it! That is the time to strike back and strike hard. Don’t waste time defending yourself, but quickly bring the conversation back to the topic of focus and you shall win the debate.

The end won’t be as satisfactory as them admitting to being ignorant, but rather with them rephrasing your own point and saying, “That’s what I was saying in the first place.” Leave it at that if you can. That’s the best you can expect.

Any similar experiences you’ve had?

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